What is something a Long Island Gal said to me in college, Alex [Trebek}?

You're so much cuter when you don't talk.

[In the words of SNL's Darrell Hammond's Sean Connery: BELOW ME and SWORDS!]

(Above picture doesn't represent the female that uttered the above phrase to me - this

girl is BETTER LOOKING AND ALWAYS .... okay so there's some bitterness...a tad..)

Sunday Morning Brunch on the Upper West Side can be a killer

(on cell phone) Oh my god...they forced me to have one drink and I can barely walk right now!