What is something a Long Island Gal said to me in college, Alex [Trebek}?

You're so much cuter when you don't talk.

[In the words of SNL's Darrell Hammond's Sean Connery: BELOW ME and SWORDS!]

(Above picture doesn't represent the female that uttered the above phrase to me - this

girl is BETTER LOOKING AND ALWAYS .... okay so there's some bitterness...a tad..)

Sunday Morning Brunch on the Upper West Side can be a killer

(on cell phone) Oh my god...they forced me to have one drink and I can barely walk right now!

Member me? I used to be on MTV and date Ghost Whisperer's Jennifer Love Hewitt

Wow, look at you...Up Late...Watching the show

Editor's Note: I'm just too lazy to change the channel.

Church closed possibly on Holy Day to members and non-members ?

Oh you go to a Methodist Church? You're a member...Is it open on Sundays?

Wife thinks men are living in a fantasy world that doesn't includ her

My husband's friends still like attractive women ?!

Girl goes on date and is BONKERS

Oh my god, I'm 21 and I don't know what I wanna do with the rest of my life!

CRAZY GIRL!

Speaking of a RELATED TOPIC:

12 yr old boy should know better

I have to go bathroom